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Important Meeting between two Super Power Presidents

April 22, 2017

Tea?

Yes President.

Call me Donald.

You can call me Jinping. 

White tea?

No milk thank you.

One or two lumps?

One thank you. 

Nice weather we are getting.

Yes.

How’s your handicap?

Golf?

Yes.

Improving all the time.

Phone call sir.

Just a minute Jinping.

No worries I can wait.

Sorry about that but we are in a a bit of a stew at the moment.

I like stew.

No I meant it figuratively. I just gave the go ahead to our military to strike Syria.

Oh.

Another cup?

No I must be going. I just wanted to pass by to congratulate you on your new job.

A game of golf?

No I must return home, another time.

Sir excuse me. The media want to ask a few questions.

Jinping do you mind?

No a few questions will be ok. 

Mr President.

Which one?

Mr Trump did you discuss North Korea?

We had a very intelligent and enlightening discussion and spoke on many issues that are confronting our two nations.

But did you talk about North Korea?

The talk we had was sweet and refreshing.

That sounds like a sweet drink.

Next question.

President Xi what would you like to see improve between you and President Trump?

I hope that my swing improves.

What swing sir.

That will be all for now President Xi has a long trip a head of him he is returning home.

Sir sir what about North Korea? The North Koreans are getting war like.

President Xi is tired that will be all.

No let me speak. I am at peace with the USA. I see no call for war. I came here to keep the peace not to ferment war. North Korea is a sovereign nation it acts as it sees fit. 

But North Korea is making much noise.

China does not want a nuclear war with the USA, such would be suicide for both nations. In difficult times where tension arises, to ease the tensions compromises have to be made.

Sir do you mean you trade out of difficult situations.

Exactly TRADE.

We will trade, you trade. You can trade to get out of tensions. The USA has things we want. War can be averted by appeasement. Appease by trade. China wants things that the USA has. China can trade with things China has.

Sir you are also taking about trading national security things.

Yes national security. Taiwan is a problem to us. North Korea is a problem to you. But Taiwan is not making noise. Your problem is more heightened than our problem. There are also other international concerns we can trade on. I am tired.

That will be all. 

The tea was nice Donald.

You are welcome.

(Donald Trump later at home)

Darling how did the talks go with the Chinese President?

We just had a nice cuppa of tea and talked golf.

Nothing else?

Nothing else. He did talk to the media.

That’s nice, night dear.

Night dear.
Donald reflects:

Peace and quiet.

Noise and war.

Keep away from noisy neighbours.

Surely China does not want war!!!!! 

And Xi seemed to give off no angry vibes of war.
Yours Sincerely; Lester John Murray.
http://www.facebook.com/lester.john.murray


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