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The Macho Meeting – Prime Minister and President

May 19, 2017

Hello.
Clint (Eastwood) here how can I help you and who gave you my number?

Malcolm here Clint.

Hi Malcolm. Long time no see. Now when was it when we last met?

Clint we have never met.

Oh. 

Clint you really don’t know who I am.

Sorry but I have a lot of friends.

I am Malcolm Turnbull. 

Now is that the Turnbull from my college days. 

No Clint I am the Prime Minister of Australia.

Oh that Turnbull. Nice to hear from you Malcolm. And again how can I help you. 

Clint I am meeting up with the Trump soon and I need some advice on behaviour at the meeting.

Your behaviour or Trumps behaviour? 

My behaviour Clint.

You are on your mobile.

I am.

I can text you some good points to act out in trumps presence. But why me why ask me?

I think Trump might think I am a bit wimpish. 

Ok I see where you are coming from. Leave it to me. I will text you some pointers in the next 5 minutes. 

Thanks Clint, love your movies. 

Bye Malcolm. 

(6 minutes later the text comes through from Clint)

Wow what golly.

Sir the car is ready. 

(Malcolm is on the way to meet President Trump)

Wow what a big aircraft carrier.

It’s big sure is.

Mind the door sir.

Follow me sir.

(Turnbull is taken in to a room where Trump is sitting)

Greeting Mr President (Malcolm holds Trumps hand hard and with his hand on top of Trumps)

Malcolm take a seat. You sure have a strong handshake.

It’s all in the wrist.

(A secretary comes in to the room)

(Malcolm intentionally drops his mobile phone on the floor)

I will get it Prime Minister (She bends down).

(Malcolm pinches the woman secretaries backside)

Aaaar. Who did that?

(The secretary looks at Malcolm)

(Malcolm smiles)

(Trump thinks this guy is starting to impress me)

(The secretary leaves the room)

(Ivanka Trump comes in to the room)

Meet my daughter.

(Malcolm lays a kiss on her cheek)

You are a beauty. When can we go out on a date?

(Trump thinks this guy is getting better all the time)

Greetings Prime Minister, I am married.

I know that I was only kidding about the date but not about the beauty.

You make me blush Prime Minister. 

Call me Malcolm.

I must go. Bye Daddy. And goodbye Malcolm. Keep in touch Malcolm.

Will do Ivanka. 

(Trump buzzes the intercom) Spicer send in the press.

(The room gets crowded full of news reporters)

Mr Prime Minister how did your talk go with the President?

I think the President and I have a good understanding. 

On what sir?

We share common values.

Mr President do you agree you share common values with the Prime Minister? 

Yes I do. He knows how to treat women. And that’s a plus with me. 

Do you agree Prime Minster do you know how to treat women?

I have been getting instruction on this and I think it’s working out.

Working out with whom?

With President Trump. 

Spicer we are finished.

Ok ok rap it up. No more questions. Please leave. 

(It’s just Trump and Turnbull in the room)

Malcolm you and I will get along fine. To be honest I thought you were a mothers boy; I hope you do not mind me talking candid; but I like to shoot from the hip; you surprised me today. 

I have been getting help.

You are much improved. Well that just about wraps it up. 

Bye Mr President

Call me Donald.

Bye Donald. 

Bye Malcolm. 

(Malcolm leaves. The meeting was held on a large decommissioned US aircraft carrier. Every thing tastes of military. It’s like macho. Military macho. Malcolm is pleased with himself)
Yours Sincerely; Lester John Murray.
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THE FROST REPORT

December 13, 2016

Mr President welcome to the show.
Thank you for inviting me Daniel.

Mr President you are now in your third year in office please tell me what you think your greatest achievement is so far.

I have a Trump hotel in many capital cities in the world.

Mr President I was thinking of your leadership achievements.

My name is is up in large neon lights on top of all my hotels.

Mr President are there any achievements that you can say that have made to make the USA great again.

I have made myself great, I have become one of the most wealthiest people in this world. 

What about the people sir? What about making them more wealthy.

I have not thought about that. I have been too busy thinking about how to make my businesses grow.

Mr President what about national defence?

What about it?

What are your achievements here?

Look I am too busy to think about national defence; and defence does not interest me; as long as I am making money I am happy.

Mr President people are saying that Trump hotels have taken over from USA embassies as places to meet and greet high USA government officials.

It does not surprise me. When I travel overseas I stay at my hotels. If you want to see me you have to come to my hotel. My name is on top of the hotel so you can not miss me.

Mr President people are saying that as President your main concern is to enrichen your financial empire.

Twoddles, it’s a media conspiracy. 

Mr President it is reported that many nation leaders are just about begging you to build a Trump hotel in their capital cities.

I have had a few begging letters.

Mr President are leaders of nations also giving you free land and open lines of credit with their nations banks for you to build Trump hotels in their nations.

Yes I have had many generous offers. I now have my hotels in many nations.

Mr President what is your hope for the future?

I want to have my hotels in every nation of the world. 

Mr President you said in your election campaigning that you promise to make the USA great again, do you think you have achieved this?

Look I can not remember every promise I make. I made promises to my former two wives and do you think I kept them. No. I am great. I made myself great and that is enough. 

What is the legacy you want to leave to the citizens of the USA if your four year term is not extended? 

I plan is to do another four years.

How do you hope to achieve that?

The republican way. I know the way they think. They are a breeze. Democrats think too much about looking after this earth. Republicans are about money. I just talk money and people just listen and lap it up. 

What do you say about money?

I say I will make you all rich. You see people are basically about money. People think money morning afternoon and night. I think people even dream money. Most people buy lottery they hope to get a big win. People are dreamers and it’s about the American Dream. People are half asleep. People are dreamers and its tapping into their dreams that gets the votes. 

Mr President do you think you put one over on the citizens of the USA?

It’s business. You have to know how to negotiate. You put one over on them and they try to put one over on you. It’s how life works. The winner takes all. I took all. 

Mr President we come to an end. We thank you for coming on the show.

My pleasure nice to be here. 
Yours Sincerely; Lester John Murray.
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PRESIDENT OF THE USA??

May 1, 2016

It may be true that Hillary Clinton is the sensible pick out of Trump or Sanders to be President. 
Bernie Sanders is an interesting fella. Trump we can forget as just a “wild card” but Bernie is someone to maybe listen to. Bernie advocates increasing the tax for the rich people to pay more social welfare to the poor people. Sounds good to people like me. I am not rich. I mean Bernie sounds like the modern day Robin Hood. But Bernie’s socialism might look good to some and not good to others. 
So the rich get the scorn of the poor. But the poor secretly wish they were rich. It’s overcome the Bourgeois classes and let the poor classes rule. But not all seems correct here. The low poorly when ruling they then become the materialistic rich. And the rich become the poor. Socialism nor capitalism is evil, it’s just the extremes of such that are evil. Politics has always been left wing and right wing political thinking but thinking middle of the road is the best way. Walk straight, standing upright, not leaning sideways or backwards. We want to be upright and straight thinkers, not perverse political thinkers.
Having a goal to become rich helps the poor work hard. To focus on becoming rich drives a whole nation; it is called Progress. People love their materials. To take away people’s materials takes away their goals and people have no incentive to work hard. The Soviet Union was an example of the State taking away all incentive away from the workers to work. The State controlled even the minds of people. People relish freedom and freedom is to own capital. We want to live in material comfort. 
Bernie Sanders has some good ideas. But we need to work in with capitalism. We want to own things. We want to goal set to own things. Our work is based on the incentive to own things. We won’t work hard unless we can own our own capital. We all wish we were rich. And the poor envy the rich. But the poor can also work hard and maybe they will also get rich. 
Bernie Sanders in his socialism has a crusade against the rich.
Hillary Clinton is second best to Barack Obama and that was proved by Barack beating Hillary to become President. The Clintons would be best not to ridicule the Obamas in any form because we already know the performance of Barack and his leadership style has passed many tests and trials.
Yours Sincerely; Lester John Murray.

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